Paradox in animeology, stating that anime tiddies are both big, small and all in between, until someone observes them. This paradox is observable due laws of Quantum Mechanics and multiple artists creating their vision of characters, in both fanart and rule 34 vision. Paradox occures, when character experiances very rapid growth of breasts. This paradox also occures, when anime girl puts on any sort of clothes, that completely cover her or his breast. This paradox is rarely observable in real life, but may occur, when female wears oversized clothes.
-This girl in hoodie is hot!
-What size are her breasts?
-Idk, man. Those are Schrodinger's Breast
-The racoon girl is cute!
-The one with big breast?
-No, the small one.
-There is only one racoon girl in this show and she has big tiddies!
-Deam man, those are some serious Schrodinger's Breast!
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The kind of breasts that leak radiation, as if from Chernobyl.
They say Nancy was living in Chernobyl when it happened. That's why she became an x-ray tech. She doesn't need the machine because her breasts shoot their own x-rays. You know, chernobyl breasts?
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Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.
Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.
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A surgery by which a woman who is encumbered or otherwise hurt (physically or emotionally) by the size of her breasts may find relief. There are at least 3 different surgical methods for breast reduction. The Anchor, No Vertical Scar, or "Lollipop". Breast reduction healing is relatively painless and quick, and the majority of the time the woman is VERY pleased. It is well known that Breast Reduction patients are the happiest of all plastic surgery patients.
Mary is so much happier and more confident now that she's had a breast reduction.
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(Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
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This is what Google translate comes up with for the British insult of calling someone a "thick tit"
Gee, that Tony Abbott is one dense breast.
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breast pump โ (also known as the BP) when a man squeezes his wife or significant other's breast. This usually occurs in the comfort of one's home and can occur as often as the squeezer likes and can lead to foreplay or home runs.
After just getting boobie squeezed, wife says, "Honey! I'm carrying the laundry, you know."
"Woman! You know I gots to get my daily dose of the breast pump! BP, holla!"
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