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Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.
Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.
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Money over women
This shit will get u far in life
Timothy: man I miss my girl yo
Brian: fuck ur girl, chase a check instead, it's bones over broads u heard?
The Philadelphia Flyers teams of the 1970s. They were so mean, rough, and vicious that other teams were intimidated and scared shitless to play them.
First Edition (1972-1975) featured Dave "The Hammer" Schultz, Bob "The Hound" Kelly, Andre "Moose" Dupont, and Don "Big Bird" Saleski.
Second Edition (1976-1981) included Paul Holmgren, Mel Bridgman, Behn Wilson, Dave Hoyda, Glen Cochrane, and Ken "The Rat" Linseman. Those were the scariest teams in hockey history.
Third Edition (1981-approx. 1987) included Dave Brown, Rick Tocchett, Daryl Stanley and Craig Berube.
Man do I miss those days of the Broad Street Bullies and Big Bad Bruins.
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1) Dating a girl who you have no real interest in; simply for the sex - no emotional attachment.
2) Planning on having sex with someone for a short duration of time.
Guy 1: Dude, the best way to get over your ex is finding some throw-away broad.
Guy 2: I already have one. Remember Shirley?
Guy 1: But you love Shirley.
Guy 2: Fuck off
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Dime = 10 (on a 1 to 10 scale) Broads = women
So dime broads are broads that are a 10.
we went to the playboy house and there was so many dime broads
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The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.
"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.
Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...
Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...
Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...
Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...
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a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.
That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.
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