fiat broke

having close to none or zero of your net worth in fiat currency. All your money is in bitcoin or other lesser assets.

Billy: Hey man want to go to lunch at this new place? Its kinda pricey.

Bobby: Sorry man I'm fiat broke. Id have to sell to eat there, and im never selling.

ass broke

No money at all and none coming in.

Unemployment ran out and I have no leads. I'm ass broke!!!

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Broke the laughter

When a person makes a stupid or bad joke whilst everyone is having fun and laughing together, usually resulting in people going like "wtf".

Guy 1: So then she did it!
Guy 2: HAHAHA, what a bitch!
Guy 3: LOLOL
Guy 4: LMAO
Guy 5: AHAHAHAHHAHA
Guy 3: xDDDD!!!
Guy 1: HAHA!
Guy 3: ROFL THAT WAS GOOD.
Guy 4: LOOOOL
Guy 6: Just like ur mom! lololol
Guy 1: ...
Guy 5: ?
Guy 3: huh
Guy 2: wat.
Guy 4: .....?
Guy 3: ok then...
Guy 4: :|
Guy 2: the fuck.
Guy 2: Lame.
Guy 1: Dude...you just broke the laughter...

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broke the bank

Figuratively making a shit ton of money that upon withdrawing it, it would literally shut the bank down.

Alternatively, making so much money that a bank cannot possibly hold that amount of real paper bills upon deposit.

Dayum, you seen that new Avenger's trailer? That movie is gonna break the bank.

He spent how much? Prolly done broke the bank.

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broke as a joke

1.crazy po' like a mofo 2. no loot. 3. tough finicial times 4. need a brotha/sista to help out with cash. 5. so po' fo sho, you know.

Scott: Hey Jim, got any loot?
Jim: No, dawg, I'm broke as a joke.
Scott: That ain't no joke, foo.
Jim: True dat, fo real, pimp.

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Go For Broke

Another way of saying "go for it". The term gained popularity after being used in a certain Street Fighter game, being shouted by the "announcer" before the beginning of each match.

"Alright dude, its about time...I'm about to ask that girl out."

"Do it man, go for broke!"

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broke tissue

break tissue The act of wiping your butt with such force that you break the toilet paper and accidentally swipe your fingers across your anus causing fecal matter to get on your fingers or under your fingernails

Ooh dude, get your hand out of my face you smell like you broke tissue.

I went to scratch my nose and realized I'd broke tissue.

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