Low Budget Bidet

A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle

Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet

budget burger

Often the cheapest burgers available at a supermarket, budget burgers are usually marketed under the store's own brand product range. The taste can vary, and is dependant upon a number of variables including cooking skill, brand, and moon phase.

Examples include:

Tesco Value economy burgers
Asda Smart Price Economy beef burgers

<guest> dude, what are these made of?
<host> They're budget burgers, man, I'm broke till my giro comes through.

Budget hole

A discriminatory term used by a miserable, perpetual mumbler.

He told me half way here about Uver, I just got it shoved up my budget hole

budgetness

when somethings super cheap or lacks quality.

i hate the budgetness of your kitchen.
theres no goddamn spoons!