A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.
"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."
"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"
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When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.
"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"
a logic gate that does absolutely nothing to the input basicly a NOT NOT gate
input/output
0 -> 0
1 -> 1
person one:what does buffer gate do
person two:nothing
MUFFIN BUFFER CAN BE USED IN REFERENCE TO ANYTHING, BIG OR SMALL, WHICH COULD BE USED WHILE BUFFIN' THE MUFFIN IN A DELIBERATE OR NON-DELIBERATE MANNER SO AS TO ACHIEVE OR CAUSE SEXUAL STIMULATION OF A WOMANS GENITALIA.
A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.
SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.
ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.
I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times and whenever I'm able. I ride my muffin buffer motorcycle around town and I've had orgasm after orgasm all because my little bike moves just right and rumbles when she needs to.
Someone with the name Keira who can’t speak properly
Keira’s can’t talk she’s such a buffer bitch
The number of books you have queued to read someday.
Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.
come to a sudden unsuccessful end.
Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.