A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.
"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."
"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"
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Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!
A dot '.' sent when someone has read your message but hasn't replied to remind them.
I sent her a buffer message (.) after she ignored my previous messages.
The number of books you have queued to read someday.
Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.
come to a sudden unsuccessful end.
Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.
A day after a busy day where you have nothing scheduled, nothing planned, the day all to yourself, no one can disrupt you.
“Hey man can you sleepover tonight?”
“Sorry I can’t. I don’t have a buffer day tomorrow.”
When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.
"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"