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That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds!
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A theif of fecal matter.The illusive turd-burglar lerks in the shadows of public events such as fireworks displays or sports events where the presence of the common porta-potty in wait of a suitable poo to be soldon the brown market. This is sometimes exported to japan for use in domestic japscat otherwise known as japscat domestic market JDM.
Usually the guywearing an orange but ussually brown coloured jumpsuit disguised as a porta potty attendantor arse wiper.
This is the Turd-burglar.
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a person who fakes being nerdy, just to be a jackass and act like they are intelligent.
Male : I am so smart I could have used a pocket protector in grade school.
Female: Whatever you nerd burglar! You don't know shit and failed 8th grade with a tutor...
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to tie someone up to a pole take all their clothes off and then stick your hand/arm up their nutthole pull ot the poop
then your form it into the shape of a turd...your choice of style then tkae it home freeze it and sell it on ebay
Dude i did The Turd Burglar on Molly the other day. I made 5 thousand dollars on ebay!
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A male that sleeps with a women after snatching her from a social situation to her own bedroom... the male proceeds to leave the females humble abode for a victory escape home while she remains in a sexually satisfied sleep.
Rules:
1. The male has had to perform cunnilingus for more then ten minutes with the female.
2. The male has had to have sex with the female after cunnilingus and completely satisfied her sexual need for the evening.
If you ______ then you are not a cunt burglar.
1. are a female
2. are a pre-mature ejaculator
3. wake up the female while trying to leave
4. exchange phone numbers (at any given time)
5. repeat desired victim(s)
Bro Man: Dude, where where you last night, man? You totally missed Chappelle Show Marathon?
His Bro: Awwh, dude., I was a total cunt burglar, whoa wee!
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A person who 'burgles' your turds
Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar
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