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His dump truck is bigger than yours
Stop being jealous
Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend
Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes
The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.
Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?
Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle
An excellent Irish orator and father of modern conservatism.
Speech on the East India Bill is Edmund Burke's excellent attempt to discredit the torture of East India Company in Bharat.
when you got the tuberculosis, then you got the burks-losis
“ he got the burks-losis ”
“ aw shit he’s got the tuberculosis ”
Name of any Dad that hangs and is cool with the boy's.
Aye yo Joe Burke, wanna go TonyFromBrook while he tumminelli that random dude?
Some girl I know who is creepily obsessed with Billie Eilish
Her:I live Billie Eilish
Me: what if she was stalking you and planning your murder through your bedroom window.
Her:I would ask for her to live with me and tell her I’m her number one fan.
See I told you Rosalie Burke has a creepy obsession. Tho she is a good singer, also go check out twenty one pilots to see a bean (Tyler) and a drummer (Josh) from Columbus Ohio my home :)