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The female version of the junk press. When a woman presses her breasts up against a man in the hopes of obtaining something. This has been seen in bars, hair salons, massage parlors and various other areas where females are known to appear.
I went to get a massage the other day, and the masseuse kept breast pressing me...I was at half-mast by the end of the massage!! I gave her a huge tip though, and I will defintely see her again.
I was washing this guys hair at work yesterday, and I used a breast press to get a bigger tip from him.
Betty totally just breast pressed that guy into buying her another drink!! I wish I had bigger tits so that I could do that.
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i told her i ate all the pizza and she was hella pressed.
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(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.
(n.) A bench designed for the above.
1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.
2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press
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Non mainstream comics, often produced independently and on short runs.
Funtime comics is small press.
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The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.
Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!
The act of pressing your bare butt cheeks against the inside of a car window while traveling down the road catching unsuspecting drivers off guard.
As we passed the family in the blue sedan, Parker pulled down his trousers and gave them The Boston Press.
A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard
Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights