button mashing

The act of pressing just about all the buttons on the game controller in a desperate attempt not to get your ass kicked at Marvel vs. Capcom. Often used when someone has never played a videogame before and doesn't know the commands. Sometimes used because it's cheap.

I would've beaten him at Soul Calibur if he hadn't been button mashing the whole time.

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ear-buttons

1. The skinny cartilaginous wings lining the anterior edge of the external auditory canal. Also called the tragus.

2. The magical buttons that when pushed, hide unwanted garbage-noise from entering the skull.

Do you always stick your fingers in your ear-holes when you hear Counting Crows?

No, I just push my ear-buttons.

What are those?

The little wings outside your ear; you push them onto your ear so you don't get your fingers gross with earwax.

Sounds complicating. I think I'll just stick with wax-fingers.

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belly button

A sexy body part on the stomach that is legally considered rape when poked. You can feel it in your testicles/ovaries a little when you poke it.

Rapist: <pokes belly button>
Victim: Ah! Stop raping me!
Rapist: Can you feel it in your balls?

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red button

you don't press this, no matter how red or shiny it looks

"Dude is that the red button?"

"Yeah"

"I think I'm gonna push it."

"Go ahead man but let me leave first"

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Button Salad

refers to a ridiculous web page or application screen with many (more than 6) different styles of buttons/links on it

this page is crazy.... it looks like button salad!

esc button

the evil-est button on a keybord.....why elese would it be sitting there.....alone.....scheming against the other keys........

when the esc button (aka "esc") finally begins his reign of terror......."F1" will be the first to go....

as bright as a button

1-intelligently alert and lively
2- smart
3- clever
4- smartly

i used to play tennis as bright as a button