National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

pulling a ck

Masturbating in front of anyone who isn't the person in the mirror.

"Pulling a CK"

(Masturbating in front of someone)

Daryl pulled a CK on my sister,and she was disgusted, but also somewhat amused.

Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

YoU'd StIlL f*cK

Yeah, yeah I know what I'd fuckin do...

Bitch "YoU'd StIlL f*cK!"

Hym "It's a compulsion so how about you fuckin relax, yeah?"

Starf*ck

Refers to the actions, behaviours, emotions, and/or persona’s that are associated with sexual arousal, and that are created through the use of augmented reality (AR) or virtual reality (VR) technology, but that do not involve actual sexual intercourse, penetration, or any other direct physical contact between individuals.

My goggles are still foggy after that starf*ck last night. She/He is the best starf*ck I’ve ever had. He/She isn’t home until Christmas, so we’ll have to starf*ck six nights a week.

Move the f*ck on

When you should really just stop talking about it and let go of a fling that really wasn’t a thing

Her: “I miss him so much”, “I think he likes me but won’t say it”, “why isn’t he answering my texts”, “men are trash”, “Want to hear about this time with ...” etc.

Friend: Move the f*ck on