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Americas country to the north. A country everyone likes because they use provinces, made bacon, made syrup, made hockey, and don't piss off other world powers or terroist.
GO CANADA!
American: Are you from Canada???
Canadian: Erhm.. why yes, I am.
American makes out with canadian
Canadian: SICKO!
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A North American country, situated to the north of the United States where the inhabitants become more and more insane as you go further east. For example, people living in Vancouver are known for being conservative, mundane breeders, while Newfoundlanders are absolutely and wonderfully mad.
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America's hat
Also the inspiration for the Five Iron Frenzy song, "Oh Canada," which tells you everything there is to know about America's hat.
Oh Canada
Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.
I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.
They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.
Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That's deer.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.</end of song>
Canadian: Eh?
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"did you see that commercial "canada, ameriaca hat" on urbandictionary?"
"yeah, it sucks."
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The place thats better then America cause theyre not racist stupid government fucks.
Ameirca sucks
I'm moving to Canada
Count me in
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The place that unpopular geeks say their girlfriends live.
I have a girlfriend! You haven't met her because she lives in Canada!
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Supposedly exists north of my country, but there is no proven evidence of its existence so everything north of the US only contains polar bears, Eskimos, and gays.
Person 1: "So, where do you come from?"
Person 2: "Canada,"
Person 1: "So your gay?"
Person 2: "no u,"
Person 1: *dies*
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