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Cane bay highschool

Cane bay highschool is a newly built location in the small state of South Carolina. Home to the too good for you preps , yee yee fuckers and pregnant girls that are known to go into labor usually during 3rd period. The only redeeming quality about the school is that we have good snacks , but last month they raised the prices of honey buns to $1.50 which increased my hatred towards the school. The teachers at cane bay will pass you no matter the circumstances just to avoid a classroom full of super seniors ( we have those too). Cane bay highschool has the highest level of security, with a fight at every hall and a drug deal in every classroom you can count on the apathetic , overweight security to do their jobs to the least of their ability ( except for Mr.Wright the best teacher at the whole school ). If you’re soon to be a new student and need some tips on fitting in. Just slap a vineyard vines logo onto anything you own and carry around juul pods to hand out to the nicc addicted crackheads that roam the halls. Cake on that mascara and wear a camo hoodie that smells like cat piss and cigarettes and you’re good to go. Welcome to cane bay highschool , and don’t forget to have a great cane bay day ( it’s your choice )

Wtf is that smell??
“ oh that’s the smell of despair leaking from cane bay highschool

by Greyhound bound December 28, 2018

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Candy Cane

A great Blow Job! Or a guys Penis. A product exists called CandyCaneO or "Candy Cane O" a pill that lends to better hotter sex, and it works. She is going to Candy Cane him and he is going to have a Orgasm or "O". Girls use this product to deep throat a guy. (I think guys can use it on girls too.)

She wanted to suck on his Candy Cane.
You can have my Candy Cane anytime, not just on Christmas. ha!
She used CandyCaneO to deep throat and get him off.
His candy cane is big.

She used CandyCaneO to deep throat his Candy Cane. She wants his Candy Cane.

by SexyTime1 August 14, 2010

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Candy Cane

The act of a male receiving oral sex and his testicles continually slapping against the chin of the giving party.

Is comparable to a candy cane in that, when you eat a candy cane the little "hook" at the end gets closer and eventually hits your chin.

Dude, I was fucking Jenna's mouth and I was totally giving her a candy cane!

by Nerd Junior February 8, 2006

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pimp cane

verb. means to bone someone.

Dude, I totally pimp caned that chick the other night.

by Bobby Butterfly July 8, 2005

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Candy cane

When a a girl is so skilled at giving blow jobs, she can paint a candy cane pattern on your genitals. Usually doing so with her lipstick.

Bill: how did it go last night with Stacy?
Rick: you won't believe it man, she gave me a candy cane!

by Gazorpazorp7492 August 9, 2016

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old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

by tcdacsap June 27, 2010

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two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 10, 2011