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when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.
mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.
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The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.
After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.
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The act of female masturbating herself.
I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.
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Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.
When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.
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More than a douche. A douche times 2.
Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
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Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.
This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.
Jazerine cano Gomez is much better than you if ur not her jump off a bridge
Jazerine cano is better than you