when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.
mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.
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The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.
After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.
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The act of female masturbating herself.
I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.
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Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.
When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.
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More than a douche. A douche times 2.
Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
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(/oอof kษหnoอo/)
1. the state of discomfort from the realization that you are in a position of being along for the ride in an unfortunate or difficult situation.
2. a person who has a boat load full of drama.
I'm up a creek without a paddle in an oof canoe.
one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy
Do you want to play golf today?
Sorry I have to study for my test.
Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.