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Gives you depression every time you see her. When she’s in shorts you better have bleach with you or you’ll be scarred for life. You shouldn’t do track because you’ll have to she her run and that’s a pretty awful sight. If you have her twice a day oh boy that’s depression in a bottle right there.
Carol Breen gives you depression
with an amazing hair-trigger, this self-aggrandizing know-it-all is quick tempered and eager to argue the most inane detail into eternity, often using faulty information.
She was so tedious and overbearing, a true Carole-Anne!
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A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.
Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.
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When pooping yourself in the middle of a farting contest
Did you hear about bob? Him and Jim were having a farting contest and he was pulling a carol!
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When some one fucks up there name is no longer relevant and their name becomes carol
Person 1 : *does something wrong*
Person 2 : WHAT THE FUCK CAROL
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Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.
Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"
Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"
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Receiving a blowjob while eating a sandwich.
Saul got a Carol Brady after the party from Muriel.
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