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When a girl is sitting on your face, she switches your mouth from her vagina to her ass.
Sean: Sarah was sitting on my face, letting me lick that pussy, then she pulled a reclining chair!
Travis: Yuck man that's so gross
To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.
Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!
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When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.
"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."
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The chair at a table, usually for a meal gathering where the chairs that reside at the table are all the same and an extra chair is needed. The bitch chair is not equal to other chairs and carries the general traits of being shorter, less comfortable and uglier than all other chairs at the table. If all chairs at the table are different, the ugliest, shortest and/or most uncomfortable one is the bitch chair.
"man, we went over to Persephone's pad for a rad dinner but I got stuck with the bitch chair"
"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"
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When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack
Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.
to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one.
"Jon, are you throwing chairs?"
when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'
*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...