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When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.
"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"
"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."
Chelsea academy is a shit school with shitty people and teachers who don’t even know how to teach and make students life terrible. We also have a stupid one way system and you don’t follow it miss Whittle will have a heart attack. If u want the will to live please don’t come to Chelsea academy.
Chelsea academy is a horrendous school that ruins your well being.
The love of my life, the funniest most amazing woman to ever walk the earth.
Chelsea Peretti, will you marry me?
That girl has one "dirty chelsea"!!!
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Chelsea has many sides to her. She is mostly mean and people will say she is satan. People say that when ever a Chelsea comes into someone’s life there life goes wrong in all ways. Getting rid of a Chelsea is one of the most relaxing things that could happen. Chelsea’s are most known for betrayal and distrust. Not all Chelsea’s are like this but in my personal experience the one I’m mentioning is a bitch
Chelsea is not so kind
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Chelsea is an amazingly fun girl. She gets along with everyone, but mostly the boys.
She can seem innocent at first but if your close, she will unleash her uh... “Wild” side.
Chelsea is amazing at head for both girls and guys. Her tongue skill is extraordinary, also meaning she is good at French kissing.
Chelsea has a fun spirit and can lift anyone else’s just by hearing her speak.
She can never get annoying, and can keep any secret you give. Chelsea will also answer any dirty question anytime.
Chelsea asks that you do not take her DNA with your tongue. (french kiss)
Boy: “dude I got to second base with Chelsea last night”
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Chelsea: “He fucking kissed me like he was taking my DNA”
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