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After you blow your load all over a girls face, you use the head of your cock like a "snow plow" to push all of the jizz into her mouth. This is extremely fun to do after you have just completed the "Chicago Snowstorm".
"After I gave Mary the Chicago Snowstorm lastnight, I followed it up with a Chicago Snowplow to clean up her face a little bit."
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An outsized, abnormally gigantic poop taken after a visit to Chicago where all sorts of high-calorie foods were consumed.
During a trip to Chicago, Tim had a cheeseburger platter and chocolate mayonnaise cake at Portillo's; deep-dish pizza at Bartoli’s; and a few hot dogs from street vendors. When he got back home to Connecticut, he sat on the toilet and dropped a gargantuan Chicago Deuce that was so huge it looked like a shipwreck.
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a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)
The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.
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a major league baseball team who plays their home games at Wrigley Field on the north side of Chicago, Illinois. A few notable facts about the Cubs:
- One of the original National League teams
- Mostly known for their long World Series drought (101+ years)
- The first team to appear in back-to-back World Series (1906-1908)
- The first team to win back to back World Series (1907-1908)
- Biggest rivals are the Chicago White Sox and St. Louis Cardinals
- Have played in the same ballpark since 1916, longer than all teams except the Boston Red Sox
- 1st team to win 10 000 games playing in a single city (2nd team to win 10 000 games overall, after the New York/San Francisco Giants)
Fans of Chicago Cubs vs. Fans of Chicago White Sox: Which are better?
- Loyalty: Cubs
- Knowledge: Undecided
- Tradition: Cubs
- History: Cubs
- Sheer numbers: Cubs
- Consistent winners: Sox (i don't know if it's good or bad)
- Die-hard fans: Too close to call; Cubs a slight edge, maybe.
- Fair-weather fans: Sox have more.
- Bandwagon fans: Cubs have too many.
- Passion: Can't call
Overall: The Cubs have the better fan community aside from all of the bandwagon jumpers. That is not to say that Sox fans are not true baseball fans (aside from the whole DH thing, but that's another story).
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when a female and male share a snuggie and end up fucking in it
man last night i used the chicago snuggie.
loster how was the chicago snuggie?
The act of receiving oral sex while holding and pulling with necessary force the ears of your wife, girlfriend, or significant other.
My wife would not shut up during sex last night so to silence her I gave her a Chicago Slammer
When you shit in someone's hand while they're asleep and tickle their face with a feather.
"Hey, were you at that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was nuts. I heard some guy passed out and someone gave him a Chicago Cupholder."