Slang terminology for the common Hors d'Εuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.
Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!
Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?
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When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.
My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.
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Choad being a short fat stubby weiner usually fatter than it is long.
Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.
Sandy really gets down on those short fatty weins. She's a real Choad Lover.
A douchebag or tool with a lot of money who tends to be popular with the ladies for just that reason.
Some dough choad was at the club last night throwing money around and stealing all the action.
The definiton of choad rocket consists of a choad that unloads the tank after a long amount of time of waiting to unload on his bitch
Yo dawg did you hear Jaboris released his choad rocket on his side ting!
A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.
Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.
1: Craigs such a Choad Mongrel.
2: What a creep..
A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski
Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay
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