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Christ Punch

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...

Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-

by Joel Mendoza October 11, 2007


heathus christ

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”

by shigurefucker December 12, 2021


Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 07, 2018


Freezus Christ

A common exclamation used to describe the perma-frost like conditions set on a thermostat, usually by a mother.

“Freezus Christ, it’s cold in here!” gasped Thomas. “CathCath went AWOL on the thermostat again!” Alexandra chattered between her teeth.

by Gordon Bombay March 06, 2018


Ah Christ...

What someone says when they're either annoyed, bored, or frustrated.

1) (Mom enters son's bedroom and starts screaming) Mom: "I told you to do the dishes! Now get off that computer and do them!
Son: Ah Christ...

2) (Brother listening to his sister chat on her phone) Sister: And I was like totally and he was like totally and I was like...
Brother: (Sighing) Ah Christ...

2) (Computer freezers for the 4th time)
User: Ah Christ...

by Misty117 June 16, 2011


Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018


What the Christ

It means What the F*ck or What the Hell in a softer language. You can say this with What the jesus

"I broke my arm"
"What the Christ!"

by NonGMORice November 17, 2017