The ULTIMATE DICK HEAD
as soon as this name is mentioned people automatically think what a DICK
Antisocial Recluse
Middle aged bald man, who is a piss poor mechanic !
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having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)
That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking
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Comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses.
Ooh look, it's mild mannered Clarke Cunt....
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a term given to an adolescent boy who has just resorted to heavily smoking dope to relieve stress or just pass the time
Kid 1- Why havent we seen mike around lately
Kid 2- i dont know man
Kid 3- he's becomng patchy clark more and more everyday!!!
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To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.
"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."
"What do you mean?"
"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
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Verb, to conceal an outfit or article of clothing under another, usually done when the concealed garment isn't appropriate to wear.
I'm Clark Kenting my green "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" t-shirt at work tomorrow because it's St. Patrick's Day.
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