PM Clean

A shift a bagger at Publix occasionlly gets that invloves having to stay all night, cleaning bathrooms, taking out trash, mopping and sweeping. Your basically Publix's bitch all night.

Office Staff: "looks like another old guy missed the toilet again, theres shit every where."

Manager: "whos on PM Clean"

Office Staff: "Nick"

Manager: "looks like it his problem now"

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the clean shit

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

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BS cleaning

When "cleaning", simply taking the assorted mess of objects strewn across the center of the room, and moving them to the sides of the room. This creates the illusion of clean space in the room.

"My mom told me to clean my room but that will take hours, if i do some BS cleaning it will only take me five minutes!"

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Clean Getaway

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.

I was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as I was on a date.

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mr clean

Noun:

1. A man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than Angola, wiser than Solomon, sweeter than saccharin, and does not put up with haters.

2. A man who resembles in physical appearance the Mr. Clean of Proctor & Gamble cleaning products advertising.

Adj.

1. Describing attributes of one who is opposed to racism, tyranny, injustice, and haters.

You seen Mr. Clean, bruh?

Nah, man. Mr. Clean repin' that BOOT and them Jena 6, ya heard.

If you ever try to start something with Mr. Clean, he will pounce on you because he's crazy like that.

Adj:

You got to be Mr Clean stuntin' to be in Team Clean.

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clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.

Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!

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clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."

Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.

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