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When the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing.
I'm sorry your Majesty, I may have to leave abruptly as I'm touching cloth...
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A person obsessed with shopping and acquiring items of clothing. Modern day twist on dated phrase clothes horse.
Bobby went back to the outlet mall and bought another shirt from Amarni Exchange, he is a real clothes whore.
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Hevy petting combind with dry humping. Ya you RELLY want to go all the way, but you " have morals", or the parents are comeing home too soon. =o
we were haveing clothes sex then the door started to open, thank GOD i had my pants on.
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When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.
"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"
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Comfortable worn out clothing that you would never wear in public but love wearing at home. Typically fashioned with a hole here and there and older than most of your furniture. House Clothes may include (but not limited to) stretchy shorts, cotton booty shorts, old basket ball shorts, that one shirt you bought at a swap meet, your boyfriends band tees, sweat pants (preferabley black to hide the stains), oversized sweat shirts, nudity, etc.
I can't believe I went to school wearing my embaressing House Clothes.
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bad ass clothing line started by tyson ritter (the juice-t) of the all-american rejects and brian robinson (b-rob)
spawning an obsessive group of followers who swear by "butter" and buy ridiculous amounts of it. It's practically a religion
Woa. She's wearing Butter The Clothes. That's bad ass man
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a word to describe any piece of underwear that is in someway unsavory. it is best used in reference to briefs with holes, or skid marks, but best used in reference to a banana hammock.
"I hate when people put their laundry in with mine, I reached into the machine and pulled out someone's cock cloth."
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