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hollister co

A store found in most malls across America that is owned by the slightly more expensive Abercrombie. The style is more laid back and casual compared to it's peppy counterpart. Some of the prices are absurd to say the least, however if you like a shirt then I'm sure you can wait until it goes on clearance (it doesn't mean your poor, it's about saving money). Some of the clothes sold there have "HOLLISTER CO. CALIFORNIA" plastered on them, others have a very classy touch with just a small label on them. Their label is a seagull in various colors depending on the shade of the garment. Personally, I prefer both kinds of the attire. But that's just me :)

Middle schools in the midwest (Kansas, Indiana, Ohio, Illinois) are the top sellers of the apparel. Ironically, California is one of the least popular hollister co. states. In the top selling states, most kids sport the obnoxious advertisment instead of the much more subtle shirts. Jeans found in the stores are usually light colored, pre-ripped, and EXPENSIVE. You can get the exact (if not better) quality of cloth at Aeropostale on sale for less than $10.

Another ironic point is that most of the shoppers there have no drivers license, therefore they usually have to bring a parent in with them to the stores. The "cool" aspect of the stores is that they have music to hurt your ears and darkness all around with the exception of dim yellow lights on stands which hold the clothing. The majority of adults do. not. enjoy. this. So they forbid some kids to shop there. Go figure.

Girl: I found this cool shirt at hollister co.!
Girl 2: Wow you conform to a cookie cutter image you should be asha-
Girl: Umm... so what do you spend YOUR money on? Hot topic clothes? That doesn't make you better than me.

Mom: GOD why the hell is this music so damn loud?!?!
Girl: I don't know.
Mom: I can't see a damn thing!

by Ecco55555 August 5, 2006

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co-narcissist

A friend or collaborator which one retains solely for the purpose of wasting huge amounts of time producing really shitty art in vain pursuit of personal fame and rightfully unsolicited self-expression

"A few years ago, Jeremy tried to put together an album with three of his co-narcissists from the church band, but it didn't go anywhere, thank God."

by Irritable Bowel March 10, 2012


co-hater

A co-hater is a co-worker who hates on their colleagues. Usually the co-hater is jealous of a job well done. They are often passed over for promotion and resent those who do get promotions or other accolades. In some extreme instances, the co-hater won't acknowledge their colleagues in casual conversation.

I told Lisa about my promotion and she went co-hater on me and ignored me for the rest of the day!

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009


Hollister Co.

A store with good quality and well fitting clothes, within a mid to high price range. Even though the clothes are pretty cool I think anybody who has ever stepped foot in there can say it's one of the most horrible places to shop because it's dimly lit, roasting hot, blares music at what sounds like 300 decibels and has an overpowering smell of perfume that will make you feel sick within 30 seconds. Just order it online for your own good.

Guy 1: Dude, that shirt is nice and all, but how did you even get out of Hollister Co. alive? It's like a freaking gas chamber in there!

by Helloilikeu456 July 27, 2012


co-flo

The flow you develop during the COVID-19 pandemic when you can’t get a haircut because everything is closed.

Dude, that is an epic co-flo.

by bevvy13 May 10, 2020


Co-Blogging

The act of two or more bloggers publishing a specific blog.

Co-Blogging has proven itself as an efficient way for me to publish a daily blog without me having to post new content each and every day.

by Golf Enthusiast March 20, 2008


Bailey, CO

An unincorporated town about an hour away from Denver, set deep into the foothills, and at a marginally lower altitude than Conifer. This is the place to go if you live in the city and want cheap camping for your oversized RV, just as long as you're willing to deal with unexpected gunshots and bearded confederates who believe in Bigfoot. Without exception, the only people who elect to live in Bailey are Texan hunters, elitist Christians, severely racist and homophobic teenagers (whose behavior is excused only because their parents raised them up that way), and military moms.
Don't expect to see any people of color in Bailey; everyone who lives there is white, and if you're lucky enough to be the one black guy you can look forward to sideways glances and racist jokes indirectly targeted at you on the community Facebook page. It's not uncommon to see one of your neighbors shooting off their property, nor is it uncommon to see pickup trucks wielding American or Conservative flags. In fact, the only thing worse than the people is the public school system.
There is no grocery store, the library is inadequate, and the only two restaurants are tourist attractions, but take solace in the fact that *yes*, there is a pot shop.

"Sorry, I can't. I live in Bailey, CO."
"Dude, I was in Bailey the other day and I saw this old guy with a Nazi symbol tattooed on his arm."

by little mister sunshine November 15, 2018