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An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”
“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
A deadly man, stay away! Don't mess with him, or he will get you. Tall male. he farts a lot...don't go on a date with him or he will fart on your food before you get it. He always wears crazy sock. He also has an insanely big booty puttooty.
DEFFINETLY DON'T BE A COACH MIK.
A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.
Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!
Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?
Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!
Wilson: I'm not so sure.
Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!
Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.
Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!
Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.
The rowing coach wants us to come get on the water at 4 tomorrow
A truly loved leader that takes his wide knowledge from Gary and drive to explore the world from paddy, overall a wonderful man the inspires the team to do their very best while he idolises keanos fashion sense....Baggy PantsCoach Watson is destined to become one of the greats basically a God!
Coach Watson - let’s do some high knees lads
Lano - you inspire me everyday can I have you autograph
Coach Watson is a loved boi the gets his inspiration from the main man Gary and his drive to explore the world from paddy and is totally a sexy beast, the lad can pull any girl because of his lanky legs and as soon as they know he’s Coach. He is loved very much by his team but unfortunately he’s going through a Baghdad Pants phase.
He is determined to go down as one of the greats and will succeed!
Coach Watson - let’s do some warmups lads high knees, high knees!
Lano - You are my inspiration can I have a photo