Cob runner

Similar to the terminology used by Stephen Colbert. This is a person who uses a corn cob as a sexual tool.

Damien, who works in the corn fields of Texas, is out in the field running cobs. Hence, he is a cob runner.

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cobs

This is a word used by people who like to refrain from verbosity. It means "cowboy boots."

I'm wearing my cobs to the country jamboree.

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Cob of corn

A cob of corn is just an all round bad person and calling someone this is the worst insult ever known to man

Synonym: Matt

Wow you see that Matt guy he’s such a cob of corn

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Corn on the cob

The day after the woman eats corn, you perform anal on her. As you pull out there will be corn pieces stuck to your shaft. Tell her to eat her corn on the cob.

Dude, I forgot we had corn for dinner last night until I pulled out. That bitch loves corn on the cob.

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cob-web

A WWW site that never changes.

Hey man, Urbandictionary.com is sooo not a cobweb!

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cob nobbler

one who nobbles the cob, ie: one who engages in oral sex with a male.

betty sure is a cob nobbler!

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Corn on the cob

When a female is on all fours performing oral sex on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females butthole. The combined efforts of the penis in the mouth and finger in the butt closely resemble the old American past time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with corn holders. The sexual position was followed closely by the revolutionary utensils which are small prongs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent dirtying of the fingers.

Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".

- Sometime in the 1880's, in a barn in rural Pennsylvania, a farmer and his fat wife are getting frisky....

Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex upon me?"

Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."

Jebidiah- deep in thought..

"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob!

And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...

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