Coconut Bus

A people mover or van that is always full of loads of pacific island natives on New Zealand roads. The vast majority of them are missing their WoF and/or registration. Most of the drivers don't even have licences to drive and don't wear safety belts. They emit gases from both the exhaust and from inside the vehicle due to the large consumption of KFC every Sunday after church.

Person 1: "Do you want KFC for lunch?"
Person 2: "Nah, the drive thru and car park are clogged with coconut buses."

coconut custom

A hodgepodge of gizmos that are expected to work flawlessly together as a mode of transportation. Cobbled together parts that vaguely resembles transportation. Tricked out shit that defies logic. Customization beyond custom.

I can't believe that your motorcycle even works, its a total coconut custom. Did you use a hammer to fit those parts together on your coconut custom?

Coconut Creek

A Chill ass little city in south Florida. Pretty much in the middle of every thing. (pompano, deerfield, parkland, margate) Most of the people that live in creek are pretty chill but there are allot of people that "are" gangster. But you cant be gangster if you live in a half million dollar house right? There isn't much to do in creek except for sable pines park and the promenade (which was a huge failure because of the lack of a movie theater) Creek is also pretty stoner friendly. And the beach is a 10 min drive. All in all creek is a nice town but there isn't much to do for the younger population unless you can get a ride out to the surrounding areas. Btw the local police force is filled with bored underpaid pricks that never let you slide. So if your on foot.......just run

Ayyyyee were gonna go hit up some dudes in Coconut Creek and smoke a blunt and wreak some havoc. You down?

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coconut malled

YoU jUsT GoT cocOnUt maLlEd SeNd ThIS to A frIend To CocoNuT mall ThEM

today i will show my dick *camera goes down* YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

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Coconut

A black man who is white on the inside. they have the potential to be a gangsta or a brake dancer but are white on the inside so take life too seriously and get offended when called a nigga

Harry Belafonte celebrity has the potential physically but he's a coconut

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Coconut Tan

Beautiful sweet sexy coconut like body.

Phi-"look at her body Billy"
Billy-"yea she got that Coconut Tan body"

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Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

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