Random
Source Code
Random
Fill your partner's anus with Cheese Whiz to the point where the stomach begins to bulge, much like the hentai water inflation kink. As the cheese whiz begins to leak out of the anus, grab a cracker and enjoy a cheesy snack.
Damn, Sandra finally let me give her a Colonel Cheddar last night. It's always a great time as you get a tasty snack with the experience.
Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.
@Colonel Autumn hey idiot i love you <333
Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.
"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"
When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.
Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.
“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”
Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.
God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.
That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.
Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.
Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "
Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".
Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."