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When someone tries to be badass over the internet, like on a forum, or blog because they aren't actually face to face with anyone.
DjDiddles: Smiley I'll kick your ass you little punk!
Smiley: Yeah I know you got that "courage dot com" you try talking to me like that to my FACE bitch!
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When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.
"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".
When the dot com boom faltered in 2000/2001
Once upon a time when the www was still a new thing, a bunch of people realised the possiblity for income from this new resource. Thus, the comercialisation of the www began. As computer and internet access became more accessable via cheeper prices and more availablity, the amount of money dot coms brought in was in some cases incredible. Thus, we ended up with dom com billionare senarios where (for example) 21-year-olds were becomming rich in some cases very quickly.
Unfortunatly, it wasen't meant to last. Much of the dot com income came from advertising via banner ads and pop-ups.
Unfortunatly, as people grew tired of these and learned to ignore the banners and close the pop-ups the second they appeard (and started using pop-up blockers), the value of online advtertising rapidly fell. Suddenly, the amount of revenue gained from ads plumeted and (as an example) it started taking like thirty clicks or views of an ad to earn as much compensation as one would get.
Saldly, a lot of dom coms coudlen't keep up and what accounted for much on their income vanished.
In a matter of months, what was a booming industry suddenly became a bust industry. dom coms were failing right left forward and center, people were losing jobs with their entire investments lost because the companies stock prices plumeted and the job market was flooded with former dom com employees desperatly seeking employment.
Since so many people thought the dom com boom would last forever, they had invested a lot of money in dot com companies. They too ended up losing massive revenue and in some cases had to lay off a employees their losses were so severe.
As a result, we now have more unemployed computer professionals then any other industry COMBINED and finding a computer job is incredibly difficult.
I lost my job durring the dot com bust and wasen't able to get another computer job. I'm now working in a warehouse for minimum wage.
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We say dot com when something starts getting complicated, It is normally said in a humorous manner.
Sam is making a dot com of it.
Hey please don't make a dot com of my mind.
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On 29 oktober every year is the national comming out day! Lets all start come out on this day!
-When did you come out?
- I came out on national comming out day!
- Whens that?
- On the 29th of oktober!
A sexual term meaning to Shoot a lot of sperm in one spot
Open your mouth, so i can dump my com stock lode in it
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a genre of movies: romantic zombie comedies, epitomized by flicks such as Shaun of the Dead
"what kind of viddy do you want to pick up tonight?" "how bout a rom zom com, a la shaun of the dead?"
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