The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”
Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?
The most beautiful thing in the world. It boing boing boings and resembles broccoli, or ramen with too much soy sauce. It is the topic of awe for many content creators on Pinterest such as Strawbee, flora (you’re forever with me) and many others.
me: look at Conan Lee Gray’s Hair! It’s so pretty I want to play with it!!! *fangirls*
some asshole: stfu Conan’s hair is gross
me: CRY ME A RIVER TILL YOU DROWN IN THE LAKE
A director sequel to an old movie called "Conan The Barbarian." Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger returned for the role of Conan.
Conan The Destroyer
When a Mmorpg starts out great, and ends up being crap, and falling on its ass.
Forum Poster One -"Awesome! This new MMORPG came out! I can't wait to play it!"
Forum Poster Two -"Yeah same here, Let's hope it doesn't Pull a Conan."
Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan
Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!
He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔
Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying
Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.