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Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution
Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.
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When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
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The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.
I am so tired of your emotional constipation!
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A Scottish termWhen a male is really constipated so he takes laxatives and shit down his partners throat. After swallowing the fluids she quickly gags herself and throws up on his cock.
" I ( George Scott )was really constipated yesterday so I taught her ( Katie tolliday )the Byplymouth mouth constipation technique and she loved it "
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those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at
Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.