copped it

Slang for the awkward British goof; See Richard Madeley, Alan Partridge and Boris Johnson for examples

Answering to a delicate situation which needs tact: "I probably would have copped it."

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it's the cops

something to say when you're caught doing something you're not supposed to

1.dude:i really like these sun glasses,but i dont have any money.
another dude:you have fingers don't you
dude:fine
employee:hey get back here
dude:it's the cops
2.ben:lets put a flaming bag of shit on tat dude's porch
nathan:ok
the dude's mom:that wasnt very nice
ben:it's the cops

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Cop

Contraction of “cunt on patrol”

Sorry I’m late, a cop pulled me over

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Cop

Terrorist on the government's pay roll.

I used to want to be a cop when grew up.

Then I grew a pair.

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good cop/bad cop

marked by alternations between two contradicting things, such as friendliness and hostility (from a term for a police interrogation technique)

I had to deal with the good cop/bad cop routine all week.

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COP

The chance of pussy you may get from one individual woman.

Hey dude, what do you think my COP is for that hot bitch over there?

Man, what the hell.. you ruined my COP with that girl!

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Cop

to go out and buy something

"...go out to tha record store and Cop That Shit!" Timbaland & Magoo

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