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A common anger management technique, used to calm a person down in a heated situation.
You cannot “count to ten” me - Big Sean
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1 × the number of people with whom you've had penetrative sex, plus 0.5 × the number of people with whom you've had only oral sex. This is known academically as the Yochey Standard
My body count is 5.5
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A male term used to describe the action of itching ones testicle sack by rubbing the skin between the thumb and index finger. Usually done from within his pants pocket.
Tim was counting money in the church lobby because his nuts itched so bad from sitting through the days service.
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When you stick it in her butt, nut, bite her on the neck and leave
Man I did the Count Dracula and she got pissed.
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A person characterized after the Count on Sesame Street, who counts the number of bowel movements another person has.
Count Poopula wouldn't stop counting my poops on our road trip. He kept announcing them to the whole group, "One stinky winky, ha ha ha, two stinky winkies ha ha ha."
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The thing that gets evey party, social gathering off to the right start; a toast where someone puts a fist in the air and counts off for 5 seconds while everyone chugs their beer. Usually repeated many times through the night
"Let's do a 5 count!!!"
"Oh man, that 5 count just killed me!"
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I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf
Count Olaf is the hottest actor alive. Oh wait, nevermind.
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