Exploding cow

putting a match to a cows arse when is about to fart then stand back and admire the your just work as the cows explodes.

"(California) A dairy worker who heard that bovine flatulence was largely composed of methane, and potentially explosive, decided to apply the scientific method to the theory. While one of his contented cow charges was hooked up to the milking machine, he waited for the slight tail lift which dairy workers know signals an impending expulsion, generally something to avoid. Our hero struck a match. His satisfaction at seeing the resulting foot-long blue flame lasted mere seconds, volia you have a exploding cow"

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COW DIKE

The partner to a Bull Dike, often more feminine and may resemble a normal woman.

Me: I thought she was straight until I saw her 'Bull Dike' friend named Pat.
Other: Yeah, wow - Angie is a real Cow Dike.

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Cow Chop

YouTube channel started in April 2016 with over 500k subscribers. Known for making lewd and hilarious videos. Most videos include gaming (VR/random/series) , wrong side of YouTube, Amazon Prime Time and Behind the Cow Chop. Includes James(UberHaxorNova), Aleks(ImmortalHD), Trevor(ModestCube), Aron(StaleRender), Joe(MrJoeExtreme) and Brett(HungryHundar).

"Did you see the latest Cow Chop video? They were all such cuties."
"Damn..Trevor from Cow Chop has a such a nice big pussi"

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Polish cow

A meme where a cow is dancing to a song revolving a drug addiction which people find funny, albeit not knowing the meaning behind the song.

Polish people: Omg the polish cow song is so sad 😭
The rest of the world: Cow

cash cow

something set up that is guaranteed to bring in loads of money

sales tax, speed traps, parking meters...etc.

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snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

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Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

The respectable equivalent of "Bow-chicka-wow-woww."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

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