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Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown
Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"
Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"
Crock Pot Pussy
Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.
We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning
To be turned on slowly, over time
Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"
When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.
Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.
Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.
A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.
#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore
I have created a crock monster
When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.
Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.