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the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.
I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
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The space between two sofa cushions where crumbs often collect in multitude.
"Don't make me sit on the crumb crack!"
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When you dont wipe your butt properly and after three or four days it dries up to form hard, crusty, crumbs.
Hey, I never took a shower in three days, and my girlfriend gave me a rimjob, heh, now she has doodoo crumbs all over her face giggity giggity gig-aaa-deee
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Crumbs of shit that remain in the toilet even after u flush.
Omg, someone left me poo crumbs in the toilet.
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to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.
Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.
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The crumbs you get in packets of Weetabix.
Mark: What do you do with biccy crumbs? Do you eat that shit?
Philip: Naw dog, I throw them right in the bin. They drink up all the milk and make it mushy.
A person who is of particular poor descent, like a povo, who fishes for their next meal under the sofa.
Me: Wanna go to McDonalds?
Person 1: I can't, I got no funds.
Me: Fucking crumb hunter.