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1) Start off the day by finishing off uni
2) Come home and work on your car
3) Watch Miami Vice with a Hot Blonde
4) Complete Life on Expert
Dale's Day can only be achieved by a chosen few~
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The act of fucking a girl for a French porn
Hey Allie, I heard you did the Dirty Dale the other night
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Every time I watched him drive he was starting some crap with someone. he was a true pain in everyones ass, And every one is just being nice because he died.
Dale Earnhardt was a prick.
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The greatest NASCAR driver ever to burn rubber on the track. He is the redneck messiah, our lord and savior, YEE YEE. Rest In Peace Dale, we love you
“NASCAR isn’t the same without Dale Earnhardt ”
“Praise Dale”
“He’s the goat of NASCAR
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Senior did not die in a bloody wreck, the interior of the car was not badly damaged, and the restraint did not kill him. Also, Sterling Marlin caused the wreck. Watch a tape of it, Sterling Marlin (#40) tapped the left rear quarterpanel of Dale, sending the car swerving down onto the apron. Dale overcorrected and spun, going straight towards the wall. Ken Schrader (#36) hit the side of Dale's car full force. The seatbelt did not kill him, as according to conspiracy enthusiasts everywhere. What killed him was him not wearing a HANS device, a neck restraint. When Dale hit the wall, his unsupported neck caused massive head injuries killing him on impact. I have this image burned into my brain of Kenny Schrader walking over to the 3 car resting in the grass. Kenny undid the net, and leaned into the car, then slowly backed away. The interior was intact, as the crash WAS NOT THAT BAD OF A CRASH. NOTHING would have caused a bloodbath inside the car. What made the crash so interesting was just that, it did not look bad at all.
Whenever i close my eyes i hear Darryl Waltrip: "Whoa trouble in turn 4, its Dale. He's ok though, right? Yeah, he's ok." RIP Dale Earnhardt.
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A guy who is usually a tool, drives a silly girly car such as an HHR, and also enjoys older women. They also enjoy dudes in their mouth and or inside of them.
Wow, Dale Dailey really likes those dudes in his mouth.
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Don't Be A Dale is a saying that people from the 814 (Pennsylvania Area Code) use to give advise. Dale being a kid from the area that not a lot of people like, or give respect to. So using this saying is basically telling someone not to act, or say something Dale would say.
Kid 1: "Dude, I just landed a frontside shuv-it!"
Kid 2: "Dude, Don't Be A Dale!"
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