Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF
That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch
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A terribly overrated comedian and joke thief whose popularity is in large part due to the teenage girl-fueled bandwagon and slick marketing of the MTV generation. This guy wouldn't have even registered in the radar 10 years ago, but since mediocrity is the norm now, his desperately-pathetic-attention-seeking form of comedy has gained him a devoted fanbase- most of them consisting of gay men, horny menstrating women and TRL-loving idiots who wouldn't know funny if it bit them in the ass. His moronic brand of humor is best suited inside alcohol-soaked fraternities or wherever else lower-IQ idiots who don't know shit about comedy congregate.
Take Jerry Seinfeld's observational schtik, remove all of the actual punch lines, combine it with Jim Carrey's over-the-top goofball antics that were mildly amusing in the early 90s, and viola = Dane Cook.
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a muay thai fighting homo, how likes to drop to their knee's to suck the win out of an opponent, instead of getting a ligit win
dane coote dropped to his knees to avoid a round house, and blew the opponent away.
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The act of cleansing ones genitals after sex with a damp rag.
After last night, I only had time to Claire Danes myself.
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KID THAT FUCKIN SMASHES ALL OF D2PK ESPECIALLY KYLEV WHOSE IS A GIANT NERD THAT GOT BANNED ROFLZLOLZLOLZ BADDIE KYLEV /W FOR MASSIVE SYNCH OUT THE MOOR.
Kyle has been slain by Dane.
Kylev: Cody quit hackin fuckin nerd.
Dane: Umad yo?
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