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When the popo on their way and you gotta get away.
Bob: fuck cops coming , let's make a swift dash.
Ryan: yeah let's run
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While you finger a (gender of choice) butthole and they shit continuously on your hand. You keep going and then fuck them like a rabbit.
I invited tootsie pop Tammie to the Dirty Dash last night, she called me back for another team gathering the following day.
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A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.
The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
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It’s a game that makes people cry
I JUST FUCKING DIED AT 96% ON SUBSONIC IN GEOMETRY DASH
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Desperate last half hour before leaving the night club.
"Before we go I need to make a last dash for gash."
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To have sex with someone, then to leave them out your life.
Another word for a one night stand.
mash and dash: dylan chauhan mashed and dashed that blonde gash, she was seduced by his tash.
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The art of sneaking out of a restaurant without paying, even though you have plenty of cash to cover. Usually done after bar close with a feeling of invincibility, followed with feelings of guilt the next morning.
May include anxiety over the possibility of being arrested over a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast.
Real faint of heart will call back the restaurant with some lame excuse and proceed to drive back to the establishment with a 10 dollar bill clutched in their fist.
Denny's: Good Morning, Denny's!
Joey: Uh, hi. I was at your establishment last night and I got a call from a friend who was sick. He needed a ride to the hospital and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to pay!
Denny's: You don't say!
Joey: Yup, I will be there in 20 minutes with the $6.80. Good Bye.
Denny's: (After hanging up & speaking to manager) Last night's dine and dash will be in to pay in 20 minutes!
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