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A derogatory term for technical deathcore and technical death metal, coined by the infamous Metal Archives review writer Bitterman. Presumably conceived as a way to avoid calling the genre an actual type of metal.
"So, what type of metal do you listen to?"
"Rings of Saturn, mostly"
"Ugh, I can't stand that tek-deaf wankery"
A privileged cracker who wears oversized Jordan's and complains about gas money. You can hear him yelling Joe across suburbia.p
The rich boy deaf bitch wants 5 for gas and 10 for weed while his Spanish friend fucks his sister
American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.
Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.
Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”
Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.
Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”
Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”
Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”
Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck
Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf
Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test
A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.
Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”
Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.
I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".
Someone who suffers from deafness has limited, or suffered complete loss of hearing.
-Oy, this Johnny is pissin' me off. I called him a dickhead earlier but he didnt even look at me.
-Yeah, he suffer from deafness.