the day tat micheal jackson hee-heed his wife
Michael J: what day is it?
you:december 28 why?
Michael J: imma go hee hee my wife
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a day when the most ADORABLE person was born🥺🥺
me: hey when’s your bday??
them: december 20 why?
me: no wonder..YOURE SO FUCKING ADORABLEEE
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national kiss ya girl day. cmon don’t be lame and just do it!! and make sure to also give her a big hug
bf: *gives gf a kiss on cheek/head*
gf: what was that for?
bf: it’s december 11
gf: ohhhhhhh
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National give your sweatshirt to your girl day
On December 8 you should to the right thing and give your gf your sweatshirt so she can think of you when you aren’t around.
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On December 22nd you need to kiss your crush under the mistletoe, c’mon don’t be shy just kiss her/him because it’s national kiss your crush under the mistletoe day!🎄
Nick: i’m going home!
Samantha: wait! it’s December 22nd !
Nick: oh, i forgot!
December 17th is national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!
Girl: Give me your hoodie
Boy: Why??
Girl: Because it’s December 17th national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!
If you were born on December 9, you're a legend and we share the same birthday. Only the best people could be born on this day.
Person 1: It's December 9 which is my BDAY!!!
Person 2: Same! We're both legends!