December 28

the day tat micheal jackson hee-heed his wife

Michael J: what day is it?
you:december 28 why?
Michael J: imma go hee hee my wife

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december 20

a day when the most ADORABLE person was born🥺🥺

me: hey when’s your bday??
them: december 20 why?
me: no wonder..YOURE SO FUCKING ADORABLEEE

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december 11

national kiss ya girl day. cmon don’t be lame and just do it!! and make sure to also give her a big hug

bf: *gives gf a kiss on cheek/head*
gf: what was that for?
bf: it’s december 11
gf: ohhhhhhh

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December 8

National give your sweatshirt to your girl day

On December 8 you should to the right thing and give your gf your sweatshirt so she can think of you when you aren’t around.

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December 23

The day where you give a big kiss to person or animal whose name starts with an A

Friend 1: hey bro doesn't your girlfriends name start with an A?
Friend 2: yeah why?
Friend 1: it's December 23 man!
Friend 2: oh, I better go give her a kiss!

December 22nd

On December 22nd you need to kiss your crush under the mistletoe, c’mon don’t be shy just kiss her/him because it’s national kiss your crush under the mistletoe day!🎄

Nick: i’m going home!
Samantha: wait! it’s December 22nd !
Nick: oh, i forgot!

December 17th

December 17th is national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!

Girl: Give me your hoodie
Boy: Why??
Girl: Because it’s December 17th national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!