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To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.
"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."
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Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.
Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."
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When you go to some sort of event and there is a whole mess of jokers there.
This implies that there are no other cards in the deck, and the deck is full of nothing but jokers.
"God! Take a look at all these jokers!"
"I know dude. This party is all full deck."
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A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
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a company that makes tiny skateboards for your fingers. kids use them to then fingerboard, which is like skating, except using your fingers instead of your feet!
Hey man i just landed a double kickflip fakie on my new tech deck!
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When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger
"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"
Cute AF well dressed or decked out ladies hanging out with no men around them cause they can do bad by themselves. Just girlfriends doing their own thang and looking fly while they're at it.
Salene: What do you want to do today?
Ivy: LET'S HANG OUT WITH THE DECK MOB OR DIE.