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a company that makes mediocre laptops
"why does my dell feel so hollow and cheap?"
to make something unnecessarily proprietary
Man Asus is pulling a dell with this PC, I'll never be able to upgrade the motherboard without replacing the rest.
A high-end desktop/laptop intended for people who don't want to look as if they have a gaming PC. Versions with good graphics cards can run nearly all intensive games under minimum system requirements and many under recommended requirements.
Fred: I want a gaming laptop that does not make me look like a kid
Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.
A mysterious substance drunk by a select few IT workers for a not so secretive rebel organization.
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.
Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
God I love Dell Soda
Hey Mark want a Dell Soda?
After one is done with a dell fister, s/he takes a straw and drinks the lemon juice from the ass of his/her partner. This is much like fletching
"Man she was so upset with me giving her that dell fister that she made me clean her up with a dell slurpee", said John.
"That is disgusting", exclaimed Jimmy while vomiting.
To show you are about to do something stupid or to replace hell yeah
Bro1. I dare you to jump off the roof
Bro2.oh dell yeah