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Part gym goer but not to workout. Derek is someone who goes to the gym to hit on females. Derek's goal is to add to his sexual partner list... The more the merrier. Derek has multiple STDs.
Are you pulling a Derek again?
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Piece of crap. Very ugly and they look like of animals. They are smart but they think they know everything. They can be funny but mostly stupid. They treat others like a piece of shit and are generally easily jealous of other people.
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Anyone with this name is a virgin. They are also most likely gay and unattractive. Avoid them at all costs they will try sniff your ball sweat while you sleep.
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Gay ass homo who is fat and sucks off a man
That Derek just ate all the food
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A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.
"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"
"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"
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A legendary man who possesses the Kitchen Gun.
Hi, I'm Derek Bum!
Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser
Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!
Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.
In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!
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