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Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.
That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.
Someone who always works at their desk/is chained to their desk.
Look at Bob over there, he's such a desk rat he'll never come have lunch with us.
Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.
Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!
when you have been at your desk so long that your ass hurts.so you have to quit working - and play Afroman.
... it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you've been there way too long - so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the Urban dictionary productive - so you may as well give it up, and play the Afroman Classic, "because I got high", just for a chuckle to remind you you've done enough for one day!
I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.
The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!
Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out
The name given to a school desk when one stares intensely into it while lost in thought.
"Look at Jeffrey, he's staring into the desk void."
A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.
How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”
To get very angry or upset. Usually upset enough to throw or hit your desk.
David: "Did he just rage quit?"
Jon: "Nah he just left to go throw desk."
Emma: *leaves call*
Andrew: "She just threw desk."