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Amazing people from all over cum drunk to partay their asses off. you will most likley get some unless your fat and hideous. but even then you could still get some. everyone are dessperate skany hoes and tooools.
Why would people go to devon for a party?
no clue. they just do. even kids from far away who are not wellcome by the locals show up.
AYAANNNNNNA: hey we need to find some dudes to do
yareeeen: lets go to the devon dance
AYAANNNNNNA: ok! but hopeully i dont get herpes again!
yareeeen: all right!
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A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider
'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!
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A Devon Oliver is sheman that likes to ride unicorns by the name of Odessa . They live in sheltered dirty black caves where the water is cool and dyed pink. They go to church on friday nights just to see the nuns dance in there sexy nun costumes. If you ever see a Devon Oliver, cover your eyes. It's long flippy hair will blind you , like a reverse Jesus healing. They like a good time in the bounce house and most of them are soccer fairies . You have to love a Devon Oliver , because they are the sexiest creature in the desert, besides camels with four humps. If you ever meet a Devon Oliver you are a lucky fellow , because they are invisible besides when they wear their spongebob diapers. Most of them are struck with impetigo which is yellow blisters on their bum. They listen to screamo music , and like to jack off to FIFA soccer games because the Spanish team members are so hot. They are extremely uncommon , because in 1996 a bunch of hunters shot them down. There is one special Devon Oliver. It has mexican relations and lives in the 757 area zone. It usually does 1000 backflips and then tells you to kiss it's hairy sheman area. My friends and I like to roast them over fireplaces in -1000 degree celcius cold weather. They play girls and then tell them to get on their knees and rub his uniballs. If you are bisexual , then you will like the sheman Devon Oliver.
Sexy Creature One: Whoah man , I just saw a green Devon Oliver with a special edition sponge bob diaper on.
Odessa: that's my master . Isn't he hot ?
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The best girl you'll ever meet. She's nice, funny, and super hot. She's great in bed, and will never let you down.
Boy 1: dude, have you seen that girl Devon? I think I'm gonna ask her out!
Boy 2: go for it!
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An adorable breed of cat with big ears and curly or wavy fur who doesn't shed.
That Devon Rex looks like a poodle.
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A moon boot short shorts wearing hippie. Who looks high as fuck every day. She is a fantastic artist with a bodacious booty.
Hey look at that devon blowers wearing those mo fuckin moon boots.
When someone doesn’t understand the joke or says something really unfunny.
“Devon moment”