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Dildo

a peice of plastic that girls can stick up their hole

I need a dildo to masturbate

by Cassie May 12, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dildoing

It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.

verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.

(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!

(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?

Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?

by BluntTrauma December 1, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dildo

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.

It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.

1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."

2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.

by BrocolisHunter69 February 3, 2018

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Dildo

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills

"mum can I please have the dildo I did all my homework"

by Phatpussyyyyumm January 17, 2019

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Dildo

The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.

You're my dildo

by sexigurrl February 5, 2015

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Dildo

1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.

1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo.
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!

by A Bad Ass Marine December 23, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


DILDO

short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF

That Brad Pitt is a DILDO

by doug collins February 27, 2008

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