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What you use for satisfaction when you're not getting the D, or if you're kinky
It feels good when a dildo is shoved into my ass
a rubber device shaped like an erect penis. It may be used in place of a missing game piece.
"Yes, that is indeed a dildoI use as a substitute for the missing chessman,"said Robert.
A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina
I shoved the dildo in so far that I started to bleed
A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men
A stupid but good looking male that can only be used for one thing.
She likes a dildo, not men that think for themselves.
(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.
(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).
(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."
(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"
1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.
2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.
Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69