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The act of waving your balls around until you get hard peepee.
I slingle dingled until my peepee got hard, and then I hit her from behind!
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Guy 1 : hey do you like dingling dogs?
Guy 2 : I LOVE DINGLING DOGS
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A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.
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Just going all out, balls to the wall.
"Hey did you see John last night?"
"Heat he went full dingle!"
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A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.
"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."
"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."
"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"
"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."
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Anus, or Sphincter. The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.
I just dropped a vulgar duce from my dingle pincher.
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Hey that's not for eating, that's a dingle hopper, it's for brushing your hair.
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