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disse nødder

Danish slang for "you look very pretty today"

Person 1: "disse nødder"
Person 2: "du lukker bare bøtten mand"

by Hannah disse nødder November 11, 2022


diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020


Dissed

To shun away ; to cast out of the in crowd

Looks like he got dissed

by rafael e Reyes August 19, 2022


dissed

means ur weird or fucked up

yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit
bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here

by lkdkenenrjrnt November 14, 2021


Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 04, 2009


disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.

Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.

by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020


SXSURI DISS TRACK

Yo, SxSuri!
You're desperate for attention, always ridin’ on my dick

But no matter what you do, you ain’t ever gonna stick.

Actin’ like a boss, but you’re faker than your name

Only time you pop is when you leech off someone’s fame.

Cryin’ on the net when nobody wanna hear

You’re the type to talk big then go ghost outta fear.

Keyboard warrior, yeah, you think you’re real slick

Till you step outside, then you fold like a stick.

Always in my business, get a life, get a clue

Only thing you run is your mouth, that’s true.

Damn, you’re a joke, ain’t nobody impressed

Just a walking L, man, your whole life’s a mess.

SXSURI DISS TRACK

by qweasduiejwfdkfewdsofd March 27, 2025